Random Questions - No Answers Needed

1. When you pull off a section of toilet paper, can you accidentally rip off little tiny sections that accidentally fall on the floor without you noticing? Forty times in a row?
2. Can your eye actually pop if you concentrate too hard? I think mine almost did today.
3. What do they do to turkey to make it taste kind of like bacon?
4. Where would I go if there was a tornado in my backyard? 
5. If you had 10 acres of manicured gardens and it was spring and the tulips were blooming would you eat your burrito on a couch in a bathroom? Underground?
6. Where do I find someone who just wants to give me a new car? Can I pick which one I want?
7. Is there a class for people who only want to write annoying ads?
8. Do you think if I asked really nicely, an airline would let me get on a plane tomorrow and fly halfway across the world?
9. Why do I have 17 containers of strawberry-orange-banana flavored drink mix in my cupboard?

It just started hailing. Which I think hits right before the wall cloud that is rotating. I think I better go find a doorway to stand in. Wait. That's an earthquake.