Stuff that Didn't Happen (For Which I'm Grateful)

Some days are defined by the wonderful things that happen. This is not that day. Today my day is fantastic because of what DIDN'T happen.

• My hair did not get caught in a mouse trap.
• The cops did not pull me over.
• I did not drop a screw in my eye.
• Poppy seeds did not get caught in my teeth.
• My city has not been over-run by zombies.

That's all I have for now.