Ice should last longer than whatever beverage it is trying to keep cold.
Chewing with one's mouth closed is a good idea.
Some days being in front of a computer all day long is almost as bad as being attacked by fire ants.
Monday is a bad day to start a new goal.
Sunday is a good day for a nap.
It is possible to learn about how to be a better person from reading a book about a serial killer. Don't judge.
Reality TV is an addiction. And a curse. And strangely fascinating sometimes. You can fish crab in the Bering sea, be stranded on an island, and bake cupcakes all in an afternoon.
Soda is not a gateway drug. Or created by conspiring men to take over my soul.
Iceberg lettuce doesn't have the same chemical properties as marijuana when dried and smoked. If it did, the criminal element would be growing legal fields of lettuce.
Propaganda is used by all kinds of people in all kinds of situations. I have a hard time believing any of it.
It is possible to like demolition derbies and Broadway plays.
Creating a list of opinions is not getting my work done. (This one is actually a fact.)
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